Monday 21 August 2017

Teddy's day at the boutique

The rain had been pounding the corrugated iron roof for hours on end. It was well past closing time and the last of customers had left the boutique. Ted had always loved the sound of rain drops landing on the roof. The tap tapping of water permeated into his heart always. He closed his eyes, leant back against his chair and let his thoughts drift like the rain water flowingly softly along the iron sheet ridges and then gently landing on the expectant soil. It was like kissing the girl of his dreams. For months, the scorching sun had blistered the plains and the last and most hardy tufts of grass had bowed to the searing heat. The never ending blinding clouds of dust had over run each corner of Ongata Rongai and permeated every nook and cranny.
 Ted had been working at stylez boutique for a year now. A part time job he held and was very proud of for not many university students had a part time gig. The remuneration was not a jaw dropping six figure salary but Ted never really cared about it. He loved clothes and was a fashion fanatic to boot. He drew immense satisfaction from helping the female clientele try out different clothes and accessories and every time a gratified customer waltzed out of the boutique and melted somewhere amongst the sea of people he was left  exhilarated.
This evening Ted was very busy working the contents of the till as he tried to balance the books before calling it a day. He was deeply engrossed in his work and did not even notice that the rain had reduced to a mere drizzle. A gentle rapping on the window startled him. For a minute he thoutthought that he was mistaken but  as we was about to get back to work, the gentle rapping could be heardard; more determined and with a pronounced sense of urgency this time. It was gentle and calculated. “whoWho could this it be? It is well past closing time.” He thought to himself as he rose from his desk and walked lazily towards the window. As he glanced at the grandfather clock he noticed it was half past seven:; Well past closing time.
He drew the curtain slightly and alas! A tall beautiful lady stood by the widow. She had a broad face and wide set eyes. She seemed to be shouting as if to compete with the rain falling but he could only see her full lips rounding, opening and closing. He could not get a single word she was saying. All he saw was the full lips, the stunningly beautiful face and the shiny pools of her eyes. Standing in the rain, her crumpled umbrella tightly clasped in her hand and her drenched clothes pressing against her body, she was definitely a damsel in distress. Noticing the futility of trying to communicate with her through the toughened glass, he slowly opened the door. She stepped in.
“I‘m sorry for disturbing you at this hour but I could not help it. I know it is well past your closing time but my clothes are wet and I desperately need a change of clothes.” She said this one word tripping over the other with her milk stained teeth clattering.
“There is no need to apologize.” Ted found himself answering without thinking. From somewhere within his jumbled brain, recognition struck him. He had met the lady on several occasions when he had gone to deposit money at the Kenya commercial bank - Rongai branch. They had also met on several occasions at legend’s club. Every time they met it was just a hallo moment and a fleeting smile moment.
The wind, seeming to bring with it all the rain the plains had been craving for months threw the door wide open. He turned to close the door at least to contain the attacks of Mother Nature. Turning around, she was nowhere to be found. However, a gentle humming of Reuben Kigame’s Sweet Bunyore announced the ladies presence at the lingerie section. The humming gave way to whistling and then a mellow voice floated all over the boutique.
He sauntered slowly towards the angelic voice, his trained eye registering every piece of well made garment dissolving into nothingness. His blood was rapidly coursing through his veins. He could literally hear the pumping of his heart against the drizzle landing on the mabati roof.
Even before he got to where she was, he saw her reflection against the giant mirror fixed on the wall. She had changed into a fitting floral dress that hugged her immaculate figure jealously. She was Hera and he was Zeus at least for the moment. Without turning from the mirror, still admiring her new look, in a husky voice she asked, “inanitoa vipi.”
Clearing his throat to mask the anxiety in his voice he said in what sounded like a far off whisper, “ iko poa madam.”
She modeled towards him, standing a breath away from him, raised her index finger and traced a soft line against his chin and said, “Okay Teddy bear, can you assist me zip up?” The worlds trailed off in a song. She knew his name! He almost chocked. She turned around and he reached for the zip with his trembling hands.



Saturday 5 August 2017

I live a life of prayer

I LIVE A LIFE OF PRAYER
I am pious
I am always praying
Waking up scared and uncertain
For I forgot my torn boots by the door
Will I find them? “O let me do.” I pray
Then, I see them
A pair of poverty stricken existence markers
Relieved, I whisper, “Amen!”

Trained by my condition,
Uncertainty trailing me
I step into the communal bathroom
Extending a scared uncertain, hand
I turn the rusty tap,
“please let the water flow.” I murmur a prayer
Then,  water!
Water flows, cold, refreshing and gushing
Gratefully, I whisper, “Amen!”

Driven by nothing but sheer hope,
I walk towards the construction site,
The rising mammoth skyscraper is imposing.
The night watchman, like a hedgehog,
Unfurls from his sleep
With a slight push,
The creaky contraption of a gate yawns lazily open
“O let foreman pick me today?” I say a silent prayer
Then he does, I whisper, “Amen”

Weary and broken by hard work,
I trudge home, calloused soles and hurting torn boots
Has the landlord evicted me? 
I muse
Thrown my poverty out of his shack?
Eventually tired of my empty promises
Then I arrive home
A sigh of relief, no double padlocks on my door,
A prayer answered! “Amen”

Now you see,
Why I live a life of prayer
Marked by beacons of fear,
And existence spurred on by hope
And each one of them
Is a PRAYER
That without fail,
Ends with the word
AMEN

S.K . KYENZE

07/06/2017

Mwenyenchi... the politics of Kenya

MWENYENCHI!
Wanjiku?
To that name I will no longer answer
I ascend to my rightful place
The high table, where I belong
I will be Wanjiku no more
I am the one
I too am citizen number one

No longer will I feast on salt less sukuma wiki
No more unsweetened tea for me
For I am told sugar is dear
No more bitter herbs of life
I too deserve better
I am Mwenyenchi

My scrawny buttocks
Are tired of sitting on a mass bench
That hard bench of lack and daily struggle
I am tired of empty promises
Tired of margarine poverty
I will no longer sit contented
For I a Mwenyenchi


I too will ride a sleek Mercedes
Black tinted windows
Air conditioning and leather seats
I will cross my legs sipping life
Enjoying the sweet things in life
Then I will roll down my window
Spit on your faces; throw up on your feet
For I am Mwenyenchi
And you, you are mwananchi.

I have learnt, albeit sadly
That I too was invited
But you shredded my invite
I will gatecrash the party
Bare my bony chest at the bouncers
Fill my hollow belly with air
I will snake my way in; I must
For I must take my place
My place at the high table
I too deserve the banquet

Wiping my snotty nose
With the sleeves of my rags
I will devour the delicacies
I will eat, vomit and fart
I will smile at your disapproving glances
Laugh at your shocked stares
For it is my land, my country
I am Mwenyenchi

From a distance I will hear
Hearken to fools chanting my new title
Scratching my smelly, unshaven armpits
I will surf the wave of success
The fools will chant
Mheshimiwa! Mheshimiwa! Mheshimiwa!
I will nod and smile knowingly
Thinking of the chanting sheep: Wanjiku

Exhausted and yawning
I will stagger to my appointed room
Pinch the nearest bum
She will smile at mheshimiwa
Her wedding ring notwithstanding
Stinky sweat, cologne to her
‘Oh! Mheshimiwa!’ she will moan
Then I will crush the linen with my weight
Fart loudly, a putrid stinker
Constipated by Wanjiku’s demands
Then drift off into Morpheus arms
Unfazed by bothersome Wanjiku
For I am  Mwenyenchi
And tomorrow
I will sign the new tender
That fellow Wenyenchi awarded me
To buy my silence.
07/06/17
S.K.Kyenze



beba beba. the matatu menace

BEBA BEBA   S. K . Kyenze
Beba beba beba beba!
The rowdy touts belch loudly
Vroom! Vroom! The engine revs loudly
Bang! Bang! The tout spanks its mammoth ribs
Suddenly, another matatu is spotted approaching
Trailed by a cloud of dust the driver speeds off
The makanga bolts after it, clutches the door-
Then, whistling loudly monkeys into the matatu
The passengers gasp!

The driver, insanely shifts gears,
Clutch, gear, accelerator…
The tout opens the door wide open,
Swinging wildly, he kicks the matatus belly
The driver swerves to overtake
An oncoming SUV hoots, headlights on
He slams on Breaks! Tires screech
“Jeeesus!”A woman screams!  Stench of burning rubber!
“Driver, please drive carefully, stop this road rage.”
Tears dripping, she placates.






one hand on the wheel,
he reaches for the glove compartment,
rummages inside and fishes out a bottle of brandy,
The young man seated next to him frowns,
“you are not taking that, are you?”
Blood shot eyes singe the speaker
Lowering the car window,
He spits a gob of miraa
Smash! It lands on the car behind, he smiles
Irritated, the young man snatches the brandy
Woosh, he missiles it out of the window
The passengers ululate

Seething in anger, teeth clenched, he drives silently,
The tout is dumb struck, the passengers are jovial,
“Congratulations young man, no drunk driving!” an old man shouts
The matatu rattles along the road,
Zebra crossing ahead, he speeds along
Suddenly, An old man slowly crossing the road
Brakes, screeching, screaming,
The matatu swerves and halts
Passengers jolted forward
Safety belts tighten,
Whew! Close shave

He hurriedly speeds off- running a red light,
Passengers grumble, shaking their heads
He breaks the speed limit,
Someone opens a window and vomits
Road check! A police officer flags down the matatu
The tout ejects off the matatu and sprints along,
A crumble fifty shilling note exchanges hands.
Fed up passengers shout, pandemonium, hell breaks loose
The police officer is bundled into the matatu.
Citizen arrest!
Reclaiming their roads, one day at a time

4/6/2017



let's go on a safari.... i really love kenya

Let’s go on Safari       (my Kenya my pride my future)
Jambo? Jambo Bwana?
Welcome to Kenya- the home of safari
Tie your shoe laces,
Put on your hat
Let’s travel together
Let’s go on a safari

Oh yes, you have heard right
Those are distinct languages
Forty three and counting
All under one roof
A tree and with massive branches
Our languages, the sap of her life
Our identity our strength, our pride

I see you are wowed
This is Nairobi- city in the sun
Mesmerized by her matatu culture?
Yes, they are Nganyas
And yes, you are not wrong
It is a woman driving
This is Kenya,
Where one can be anything .
Let’s go on safari





Oh, the newspapers headlines?
This is Kenya
Such is our democratic space
Freedom of expression
Unparalleled in the continent
Politics, leadership, sports, just name it
They will print it, for this is Kenya.

That, yes you are right
It is the music of the land
That, yes is the beat of progress
Tarmacked highways, standard gauge railway line
World class airlines, superb hotels
That is the pulse of Kenya
Sweet tropical home
Let’s go on safari.

Come my friend, let’s take a rest
Oh the cuisine, gastronomical delights,
Sample, eat and delight
Will it be the muthokoi, Irio, mukimo?
Could it be nyama choma, sukuma wiki ugali?
Maybe you would prefer chapatti?
My friend eat, enjoy for we have a long evening
An evening of mahindi choma, gwaci and mutura.
For we have gone on safari

S.K. KYENZE     2/5/2017




letter to the editor


Letter to the Editor …      S.K. KYENZE
1
Dear Mr. Editor,
I too got the news,
I was elated to read the grand plans
Though, I sat not in the planning meetings.
Who but an ingrate,
Can such grand plans belittle?

2
Dear Mr. Editor,
We of the plains, the plain truth we speak,
Off our soil, toil no matter how much we do
Nothing better than a modern sports stadium can sprout,
And the government men, they too know that
A race track and public park they too gifted us.
So, Mr. Editor, with parched lips and hoarse voices,
We accept the gifts, for water pans and dams –spell death by drowning,
For We of the plains, know not how to swim

3
Dear Mr. Editor,
I attended an interview yesterday,
A clerical position,
Ministry of  public service, youth and gender affairs.
Wasn’t it nice to gaze at those anxious faces?
Purpose driven, focused interviewees
Clad in borrowed second hand suits.
Wasn’t it nice to admire the beautiful architecture?
So, Mr. Editor, after the interview,
with my certificates and testimonials drenched in hope,
I pushed my wheel chair and went home – to wait for nothing
If only there was a wheel chair ramp…
Maybe, I too would have been interviewed.

4
Dear Mr. Editor,
They struck oil, gold and coal in my backyard,
Selfishness is un- African so I know,
We have to share with the more deserving,
They can ship away as much oil as they need,
They can mine as much gold as they wish,
They can truck away as much coal as they desire,
But Mr. Editor, These jobs,
Tea girls, office cleaners and security guards
Are our jobs.

5
Dear Mr. Editor,
I saw heaps of rotting farm produce,
The roads were muddy and impassable,
Yet, for my kinsmen’s folly- I apologize
They should have known better.
They ought not have prayed for the rains.

6
Mr. Editor,
My sister is dead,
Labour pain struck late at night,
We tried, God knows we tried,
six  hours  pushing a rusty wheel-barrow
ten kilometres to the dispensary,
She is dead- the watchman told us after a brief examination.
But Mr. Editor,
She should have known better,
Pregnancy out of wedlock,
Illegitimate child,
Perhaps, perhaps it was for the best.
Yours Sincerely,
Citizen x
The statistic





My dreams.... remain positive always. inspired by the book : The secret

MY DREAMS
My dreams are an eagle
They spread wings and soar
High in the sky they cruise
Regal in the wool white clouds
To the skies my dreams grow
My dreams spot a target, focus and swoop,
My dreams are a never missing eagle

My dreams are the ocean
Deep and vast
My dreams take me with them
As the tide rises and ebbs
We surf the waves of the ocean,
On our backs ferrying mammoth yachts
Laden with ours hopes and aspirations
Gently rocking me
My dreams are the ocean

My dreams are the wind
Sometimes a gentle breeze
Sometimes a sweeping gale
A wet sponge on my face
Gently sponging away my fears
Sometimes a twister, a tornado
Wreaking havoc on my impediments
My dreams are the wind.

My dreams are diamonds
Precious dear rocks
Carats of unbreakable grit
Shiny rocks on my fingers
My dreams are true gems.

My dreams are parachutes,
From heights I jump
My passion hurtling towards my fears
I close my eyes and glide
Then I open the parachute
My dreams take in the wind
I ride the parachute of passion
Then my dreams gently land me
On the soft landing of my aspirations
These are my dreams
What are yours?
S.K. Kyenze
07/06/2017




Taabu. a poem on on the girl child

TAABU  
“Taabu,
Why would you wreck my house,
For your mother’s death you can blame me not
Your being a bastard and an orphan too.”
Across the house reverberated her aunt’s agitated voice
Trembling, crying and sweaty she sat motionless
Eyes wet ,hurt, gazing and seeing nothing
Slaps, kicks and punches, punching her fickle hopes,
“Taabu, why would you?”  It was an ominous threat 
scream for Taabu we all must.

Broken and shattered, silently she screamt
“Loving uncle of birthday gifts,
In the darkest of nights to my bed he crept,
Panting and soaked in drink,
As in your queenly slumber you dreamt,
I lived ignoble horrors of the night
my weak whimper, smothered with a calloused palm
my Feeble struggle, violently restrained, 
Punches and a dirty rug on my bloodied mouth.”

All and sundry her hurt to bear she wished,
Uncle’s nightly visits, the weight and stolen innocence,
Sponge drenched in beer, brandy, whisky and earthly evil
Her rose nipped in the bud, Wings of her dreams clipped
Night after night,
Blows and vicious suppression from dear uncle,
Uncle of birthday gifts, dear uncle.

“Of my sister Taabu you are borne,
From vile orphanages I rescued you,
Child, so dear to me why would you?
Why would you my heart and affection trample?
Why would your kind uncle’s name soil?

 Clinging on nothing but hope,
Taabu  who sought assistance.
Mockery and chiding she got from the police station,
“ Such a big girl, who would?”
The  callous afande sneered
And laughed at the retreating girl

Dehumanized and broken she slogged on,
The duty officer, her promise and solace, gone
Soaring to roost on justice’s nest
Taabu, sought refuge in the promise,
116, The promise of justice and solace!

Hello, 116 child helpline?
Yes, what’s your emergency…
I am taabu…
She poured her heart and hurt
Taabu, exhaled a sigh of relief
Her unborn child kicked
And she wept.
For she had found refuge, a shoulder to lean on.

S k kyenze